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I Think I'd Rather Eat the Macarena

Brittany tried to do what she did every (once a week) night. Put on an episode of "Fondue for Two." That was a little hard what with the genetically enhanced animals trying to take over the world. Or the Prom. Will no one think of the gummy worms and the chips? Maybe tomorrow. There's always tomorrow night.

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(o>----- (Ison - Sounds in Space)

Fandom: Solar System (Anthropomorphic)

Pairing: Ison/Dark Matter, Ison/MakeMake, Ison/Neptune, Ison/Jupiter, Ison/Asteroid Belt, Ison/Sol, Jupiter/Earth

Rating: PG

Summary: So, hey I'm ISON, or you know Ison, not to be all shouty at you, because I'm not a shouty Comet. Not like some. I also go by C/2012 S1, but I like totally prefer Ison.

I use this journal for writing about my thoughts and dreams and stuff. Okay, mostly my love life, which... gets complicated.

But I'm looking for that special someone, who makes me light up.

Warnings: Ison was a sun grazing comet who flew too close to the sun in November 2013 

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Length: 51:14, 18.01

 

Music Credit: 

A whole lot of space noise from Nasa listen to our solar system using NASA Voyager, Injun 1, Isee 1, Hawkeye space probes recordings of planetary  electromagnetic particles from the Solar wind, ionisphere, and magnetosphere. Sadly, I didn't write down which was which, but: Saturn, Neptune, Miranda, Rings of Uranus, Rings of Saturn, Jupiter.

The "name" of the episode, and the sections in between is the ambient noise of space

Penatonix & Lindsey Stirling - Radioactive

Guiness Ad - 1994 (Anticipation)

Snugalina - Kiss Me, Love Me

Rick Astely - Never Gonna Give You Up

Ylvis - What Does the Fox Say

Honey Badger Don't Care

The Fifth Dimension - The Age of Aquarius (x2)

What does the Fox Say

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Guinness Ad

Hello Ladies

Ylvis - What Does the Fox Say

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Double Rainbow

Pharrell Williams - Happy

Rebecca Black - Friday

Life of Brian - Always Look on the Bright Side

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Guiness Ad

Whistle - Bridge over the River Kwai

Piano Guys - Rock versus Rachmaninoff

Psy - Ganyam Style

Lindsey Stirling and Peter Hollens - Star Wars Medley

Kermit/Jim Henson - The Rainbow Connection

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Lindsey Stirling and Peter Hollens - Star Wars Medley

Depeche Mode - Planet Earth

Holtz - Planets & Bananarama - Venus

Holtz Planets - Mars

Cyndi Lauper - All Through the Night

Timelords - Doctor in the Tardis

Oingo Boingo - Weird Science

Piano Guys - Frozen & NASA Recording

They Might be Giants - The Sun is a Giant Ball of Gas

Piano Guys - Paradise with Alex Boyle Singer & NASA recording

Piano Guys - Kung Fu Piano & NASA recording 

Elvis - All Shook Up

Penatonics & Linsdey Stirling - Radioactive

Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper

Penatonix & Lindsey Stirling - Radioactive & NASA recording of the sun

All the Lost World Well Lost

Title: The Lost World Well Lost

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Barsoom, Tarzan

Pairing: Jane/Tarzan, La/Tars Tarkas

Length: 17:33

Rating: PG-13

Music Credit: Various Movie House Adventure sound clips

Summary:

Queen La, the lonely. High Priestess La, the empty. All she asked for was a companion to share her burden. A non-monkey burden. The Leopard priests brought her a slightly bruised daughter. Queen La, the lonely, wasn’t quite so lonely now that she had her lost princess.

Princess Ja of Opar wore for a crown that which she had killed with her own hand, because nobody hurts Mummy and gets away with it.

Romance of Mystery: Book Two

Summary: The subject of another lai I shall now tell. It concerns Sherlock Lackland, and how he came to understand the best practical application of the Great Work, and how though an ever leftward turning path he and his vassal chose, still they came to the right.

Fandom: Sherlock BBC, Romance of Silence, Yvain: the Knight with the Lion

Pairing: Sherlock/John, Lunette/Silence, Nature/Nurture

Rating: NC-17

WARNINGS: All Omegaverse warnings apply. The characters are quite a bit younger so some very underage sex by modern standards then less so as they get older. Dubcon, with anthropomorphized Nature, Desire, etc. screwing around with people. Trigger warnings for dub-con, one main character avoided non-con and off screen minor character dub/non-con. Also, this is a ridiculous medieval fusion. So, language is archaic in its arrangement in the bower.

Music Credit: Rececar, Francesco Spinacino

Romance of Mystery: Book One

In this lai, I set forth the adventure that relates how the good knight Jean Lanval came to cleave with Mystery, and how though an ever leftward turning path he and his Lord chose, still they came to the right.

Pairing: Sherlock/John, Lunette/Silence, Fate/Choice

Rating: NC-17

WARNINGS: All Omegaverse warnings apply. The characters are quite a bit younger so some very underage sex by modern standards then less so as they get older. Dubcon, with anthropomorphized Nature, Desire, etc. screwing around with people. Trigger warnings for dub-con, one main character avoided non-con and off screen minor character dub/non-con. Also, this is a ridiculous medieval fusion. So, language is archaic in its arrangement in the bower.

Star Princesses of Long Ago and Far Away

Long ago and far, far away princesses (and gypsy's, tramps and thieves) held their own.

Fusion between Disney Princesses and Star Wars

Music Credit to John Williams for various Star Wars theme music between sections.

Size: 14.1

The Tale of Red Handed Jill

Now listen close, you land lubbers and you'll hear the tale of Red-Handed Jill and how she came to sail the seven seas and beyond.

Fandom: Peter Pan fan fiction

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Wendy Darling/Captain James Hook

Memory in her Toes

Written for yuletide 2013, 

Music credit: Lana Del Rey - Walked With You Once Upon a dream

Her first step is in a meadow. She won't remember it. Who remembers their first step after all? Tremulous. Toddling. Toppling. Plop the wee distance of tiny chubby legs on soft green blades of grass that bend at the blow. She falls. All children fall.

She does not so much rise again, as grow.

Shine the Evening Star Down on the Joyful

Written for Yuletide 2013, Shamat/Inanna slash.

Music Credit: Michael Levy - An Ancient Lyre (Improvisation in the Middle Eastern Hijaz Mode)

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Hear now in praise of the Queen of Heaven
She who drives the storms
and crafts passion into hot limbs.

Here now the people of Uruk wait
With their open windows hoping to be blessed
Longing to be be remade by this Queen.

One such was the woman Shamat
Blessed then among all women
Blessings on Shamat and the city.

Falls the Rain Again

Fiction based on the Song "The Highwayman" (Campbell). Song credit, "The Highwayman" as sung by Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylan Jennings and Kris Kristopherson.

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I was a highwayman, on the coach road I did ride.
I was a sailor, born upon the tide.
I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide.
I fly a starship across the universe divide.

Reaching the other side to become a single drop of rain.
I'll be back again, and again, and again.