Not Exactly My Man Godfrey

Title: Not Exactly My Man Godfrey

Writer/Reader: fresne

Fandom: Sherlock BBC

Pairings: Sherlock/John (aka Ifrit/Jayne Watson)

Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story offers a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is FemaleBeta-Sherlock/MaleAlpha-John.

Rating: R

Size: 4.4Mb, 12:46

Music Credit: My Man Godfrey, Charles Previn

Warnings: Omegaverse. Betas and Alphas getting it on. Also, violence. Also, vaginal sex. Also, messing around with screwball comedy.

Summary: Where you didn't have to be Sherlock F*****g Holmes to see that Jimmy the Silver Tongue could have been a made man three times over, but that was not Jimmy the Silver Tongue's style. Nah, he got a fancy Juris Doctorate and setup shop Midtown Manhattan. He kept made men walking the streets and out of the clink. He'd laugh about it over a G&T at the Easy that he had an interest in over on Fourth and Broadway. "I just like sewing dragon's teeth."

Wasn't laughing when Sherlock F*****g Holmes with a voice like smooth jazz said, "Hmm… parthenogenesis. I've always wondered if Medea used an electrical charge to trigger the transformation." A sweep of those cool peepers of hers. "By your hands, shoes, and sharp useless look, you're a lawyer." She wandered off like a cheap party trick on these stems that would not quit, leaving Jimmy drooling in his glass like a real twerp.

Now she was gone on some John Hobo, but by the pink in the hobo's panties, that shouldn't have been an issue.

Shouldn't have been an issue at all.

Didn't turn out that way though.

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